How and where to watch "Brain Smasher. A Love Story" online on Netflix and Prime Video - including free options.. Sam Crain, a professional model, is asked by her sister to smuggle a package from Europe to Portland Oregon, where she discovers that her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin Monks (not ninjas!). Fleeing the monks, Sam unwittingly involves Ed "Brainsmasher" Molloy, a nightclub bouncer.
![Brain Smasher...A Love Story [VHS] [1993] Amazon.ca Movies & TV](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/71ShX+03NtL._AC_SL1500_.jpg "Brain Smasher...A Love Story [VHS] [1993] Amazon.ca Movies & TV Shows")
![Brain Smasher... A Love Story [VHS] Andrew Dice Clay](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/81W--A6CEyL._AC_SL1500_.jpg "Brain Smasher... A Love Story [VHS] Andrew Dice Clay")
Brainsmasher. A Love Story is a 1993 American romantic comedy film written and directed by Albert Pyun. It stars Andrew "Dice" Clay as Ed "The Brainsmasher" Malloy and Teri Hatcher as Samantha Crain.. Sam, a professional model, discovers her sister is battling Chinese Shaolin monks, and unwittingly enlists a goofy nightclub bouncer for help.