What, you're thinking this was a spoof? Nah. A guy inflated with the gargantuan self-importance of Steven Seagal could never intentionally be so goofy. Just to make sure, though, Gawker did double-check and confirmed that Lightning Bolt was a real drink. Lest you think all the Asian stereotypes bundled up in this weren't offensive (and uncomfortable) enough, Lightning Bolt's painfully bad.. Lightning Bolt Energy Drink (https://lightningboltenergydrink.webnode.page) is the result of Seagal's travels in Asia in search of the botanicals believed to keep many locals disease-free for life. Seagal says he discovered the benefits of Asian Cordyceps (one of the rarest and treasured botanicals used in Chinese and Tibetan medicine for.
[CONTEXT: As Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt Energy Drink has been out of stock for a very long time now, I and a fellow Seagalogist decided to try and make our own using as many ingredients as we were able to source from a local Sainsbury's.] We've made the Lightning Bolt. It instantly erupted out of the blender and smells equally as.. Official Brand Overview. Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt is an energy drink as unique as the man who created it. It has pioneered the way for nutritional, all natural energy drinks and emerged as.